I think we can all use a break from dissecting the idiocy out of life every day....so here's a "Little" something to make you
laugh out loud! LOL, heh heh
~ 30 Harsh Things to Say to a Naked Man! ~
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that thing.
2. Ohhhhh, it’s so cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
4. You know, they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are So Big.
8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh, no, I feel a flash headache coming on.
11. Just * giggle and point* tee hee.
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won’t take long.
18. I never saw one like That before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so un-used.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don’t we just skip ahead right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why we’re supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird!
Hopefully, if you’re a guy, you’ve never had to hear these comments. And, if you're a girl, you've never had to contemplate saying them…hee hee.