Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Swamp Creature Curse!

This is hilarious from Fox and Friends today, Laura Ingraham Calling out the Demotards and Pelosi...who promised to "drain the swamp" and be the most honest and open Congress in History.  "Nancy has become the Swamp Monster". 




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~~~~ How Bad is the Economy? ~~~






The economy is so bad that ...

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's & the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns a check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them & ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels & Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies & learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan & when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited & asked if I could drive a truck.
 
The economy is so bad, that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

The economy is so bad, that a prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.

The economy is so bad, my sister had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

The economy is so bad, that the poor starving children of Africa are sending money to Americans!

The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal Mart

The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.

The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss had to start eating Green Eggs and Spam.

The economy is so bad, that the highest paying job in town is jury duty.

The economy is so bad, I saw a man in Costco buying 1 roll of toilet paper.

The economy is so bad, I saw a polygamist with only 1 wife.
  

Use it while you have it!


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