Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Swamp Creature Curse!

This is hilarious from Fox and Friends today, Laura Ingraham Calling out the Demotards and Pelosi...who promised to "drain the swamp" and be the most honest and open Congress in History.  "Nancy has become the Swamp Monster". 




Bonus... while you're visiting me now, how about some more laughs!

~~~~ How Bad is the Economy? ~~~






The economy is so bad that ...

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's & the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns a check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them & ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels & Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies & learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan & when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited & asked if I could drive a truck.
 
The economy is so bad, that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

The economy is so bad, that a prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.

The economy is so bad, my sister had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

The economy is so bad, that the poor starving children of Africa are sending money to Americans!

The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal Mart

The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.

The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss had to start eating Green Eggs and Spam.

The economy is so bad, that the highest paying job in town is jury duty.

The economy is so bad, I saw a man in Costco buying 1 roll of toilet paper.

The economy is so bad, I saw a polygamist with only 1 wife.
  

46 comments:

Government Mess said...

LMAO! Funny Jokes! I needed that thank you very much. Nancy Pelosi as the Swamp Monster is fitting indeed. The Democrats and most of the Republicans are all a bunch of Thugs that need to go in 2010/2012! I am voting for the most conservative candidate regardless of party affiliation this time. Excellent post Bunni!

Ron Russell said...

If Nancy drained the swamp she would no longer have a home, for she is the swamp monster.  The jokes were great.

Bunni said...

Hi Ron, she sure is....she scared out the previous creature, he ran off screaming she
was too ugly!  They were funny jokes, but sadly, they are true!

Bunni said...

HI PFFV!  I'm glad you enjoyed the jokes, we all need some laughs.  I'm following your strategy too, these
libtards need to GO!

Snarky Basterd said...

Swamp Monster! I woulda called her a Swamp Rat (get it?) but that definitely works.

Great list of jokes about the economy to, B. Have a super evening.

Snarky Basterd said...

Hey! Where's my friggin' avatar?!?

Bunni said...

I don't know, Snarky, did you sign on as something else other that what you've made your other comments on? I think that matters!  Or, maybe those thieving demotards stole it  ;)

Bunni said...

Swamp Rat, Hood Rat, rat's ass, they are all the same!  I still can't get that mole rat image out of my mind...ewww, I have to put up a cute kitten.  Thanks for the well wishes, and Glad you liked.

Fredd said...

The economy's so bad that I can't afford to pay attention.
The economy's so bad George Clooney's Million Dollar Smile is now down to $6.88.

Teresa Rice said...

I love the jokes!! They were really funny!!! :-D   Pelosi is definitely a swamp monster. The worst of all monsters. Laura Ingraham is great.

Bunni said...

Hi Teresa!  I agree, Laura is a Gem!  And pelousi is just plain swamp scum.
I just sent you an email as you were writing this  :*

Bunni said...

Fredd!  Those were better than some in the joke!  :*
Thanks for stopping by.

Bunni said...

Here is a kitty, she had something to say, she's worried about you, with that last post...hee hee.
Just kidding, but Seriously, I need some of whatever you're smokin..ha ha

banned said...

Your corrupt bums have nothing on ours, exposed in the infamous MPs expenses scandal otherwise known as Troughligate so brilliantly blogged by your friend and mine, Grumpyoldtwat

http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/search/label/troughligate (caution, strong language)

Bunni said...

Hi Banned!  Wow you did TWO pics, I haven't tried that yet!  And the cartoon parallels our situation so well.
I'm going to read the Troughligate post again!  
It goes without saying that if it's on our Mate Grumpy's Blog, there IS a
Language alert!  :-P   Gotta luv how GOT tells it!  I like this pic of his,
I've been saying this phrase A WHOLE LOT lately

Matt said...

Great jokes Bunni. I liked the polygamist one. Perhaps they should try for a bailout??:P

So, Pelosi is now the swamp monster? With all the BOTOX, I thought she'd kill off the whole ecosystem with her own toxicity!

Lemur King said...

Shaps my provates just thinking about how in order to drain the swamp you're going to have to find the line to the sever anf flush all of DC simultaneously.  What an absolute mess over there.

Bad news - Pelosi the Matriarch of the Swamp Creatures has probably been laying egg sacs all over DC for a while now.  If they hatch... congress won't change a bit.

I'm babble-typing - exhausted and need to go to bed.  G'nite Bunni.

Barking Spider said...

<span style=""><span style="">"A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico". Excellent!</span></span> :-D

<span style=""><span style="">Good luck today, Bunni. </span></span> ;)

blackandgoldfan said...

That was great! Thanks for the smile today! :*

Email me your phone again, hon. I had to get my phone replaced and lost it. I'm looking at calling ya on Friday if you'll be available!

Bunni said...

THanks for the well wishes, I have to go now..... :-P
More Later!  In the mean time

Fuzzy said...

Hateful, evil Pelosi as Swamp Creature?  PERFECT!

And omg, Green Eggs and Spam? How great is that?  Love this post!!!

Woodsterman said...

Hey Girlie Girl, What's wrong with what Harry Slimball Reid said? He just spoke his mind to a politically correct audience. We DON"T want him to step down ... NEVER, NEVER, NEVER !!! His replacement might win in 2010 in Nevada. Harry's numbers are so bad in Nevada that he couldn't win street sweeper. Please, everyone stop calling for him to resign. He's going to get his ass kicked in November ....

Christopher said...

Thanks for the vid and laughs Bunni couple busy days around here and it helps.
Peace

Diva said...

Bunni,

Great laughs about the economy!  What a great winter cheer!

Bunni said...

Diva!  Hey Girl!  I'm glad you commented  O:-)
We gotta keep laughing, and have some cheer!
God Bless, Your BFF Friend.

Bunni said...

I didn't think of that!  You are actually right :*
Sometimes it's better to stick around than resign...hee hee.
I'm going to amend my sentence, I wasn't thinking clearly, you know.
PS:  Happy Birthday....here's cute pics for your special day!

Bunni said...

Thank you Fuzzy Dear!  I hope things are wonderful over your way.

Bunni said...

Hi Spider!  I was thinking that, If we need a good place to move to,
Mexico might fit the bill soon....in fact, lots of American's ARE moving there.
I just would advise them NOT TO BUY PROPERTY!  The Gov't there screws people
out of the land rights!

Thanks for your Good Wishes, you aren't going to believe what happened,
TTYL  It's hilarious, actually  :-P

Bunni said...

Hi Lemus King: What you wrote provokes images.  Those images are very scary to contemplate,
And, sadly you are right. Let's try not to think about that and have pleasant Dreams!

Bunni said...

Christopher!  I'm glad you enjoyed the post and had some laughs.  You are very right - it has
been a busy few days!  Always helps to take a fun Break.  Peaceful wishes to you too.

Bunni said...

I will be here, email is coming.  I'm glad I made you smile.
I'm sure there's more to come by tomorrow, who knows what might happen then.
I can't wait to fill you in, it's a doozy.  8-)

Woodsterman said...

Thank You Bunni, Everything works great when enlarged.

Bunni said...

<span style=""><span style="">Matt</span> has left a new comment on your post "<span style="">The Swamp Creature Curse!</span>": 

Great jokes Bunni. I liked the polygamist one. Perhaps they should try for a bailout??:P

So, Pelosi is now the swamp monster? With all the BOTOX, I thought she'd kill off the whole ecosystem with her own toxicity! </span>

I'm posting this for Matt, cause his comments don't show up on echo, just my
blogger notify e-mails!  THANKS Matt! 8-)

WomanHonorThyself said...

oh gosh Bunni!..who could watch that swamp queen Pelosiiiiiii...UGH..lost mah lunch girl! (hugggs)

The Kid said...

OGM.  I pulled up your page, saw only the swamp creature image, and immediately thought "Pelosi".

hahahahohohho

The Kid said...

Bunni, Here's another picture for you.

Bunni said...

Great Minds think alike, Kid!  hee hee

Bunni said...

Kid, that little red squirrel is the leader of the special ops troops!
I'm glad you found him.  Thanks for sending.  :*   Extra special
prayers are going out to dear Webster, I'm happy he's home.

Readers, you know by now, with my adorable pics in the comments,
just click the pic and it will get big, you can see it wonderfully then.

Barking Spider said...

Ain't that the truth? ;)

Bunni said...

I should hope so....ha ha ha

Chris said...

Econmy so bad-those are funny

Pelosi and Reid: Liars

Snarky Basterd said...

Hey, B... Hope your day wasn't hellish. Stop by and see the Pat Dollard post I put up last night. It includes some of the most beautiful shit (his writing) I've ever seen ... plus it links to his incredible videos.

Bunni said...

It was quite interesting!  I'll fill u in later, Thank you for the kind wishes,
sorry I didn't stop by sooner, I'm going to check now!  Pat is a great writer
and It's Awesome you are working with him.  Have a fun Friday, SB ;)

Bunni said...

Hi Chris:  Yes, they are the biggest liars, besides obugger of course.
Glad you had a laugh.

Jessica said...

Haha!!  Thaose are too funny!!  :-P  

Bunni said...

Hi Jessica, I'm glad you had a laugh!  I wish I had wrote them.
We need to win the Lotto  ;)

Use it while you have it!


Byeeeeeeeeee!

Can't state any Facts Nowdays!

Can't state any Facts Nowdays!

Worth Checking Out!

Kitteh Luvs Bunni

Kitteh Luvs Bunni

Amusing Bunni's Musings

Defending America against lamestream nuts

Defending America against lamestream nuts
Click My Pal for Breitbart's Site!

Oh Yeah!

Oh Yeah!
If You don't like it, LEAVE. I don't care if you read this blog or not. If you're a troll, don't bother to comment, you'll get blocked & deleted anyway!

Jedi Kittehs!

Copyright

Copyright

Silly Squirrel

Silly Squirrel

Too Cute for Words

There was an error in this gadget