Dysfunctional Christmas Carol's

 Ok, I've been thinking, maybe I've had too much cuteness, sweetness & light on my Blog lately.  Maybe some of you are getting tired of cuddly kittens, precious puppies and glee inspiring guinea pigs decked out in their Christmas finery.   Well then, this post is for YOU, Mr. Scrooge.

I found a video that's quite a good rant, and also a catchy "Anti-Christmas" anthem from none other than Al Jourgensen of Ministry!  Yes, Al is still around, and he would make the Grinch proud. He tells us, rather rudely, that he's not that fond of Christmas, and his wife made him do a Christmas song. Once you get past his rambings, it is pretty good.  "It's Always Christmas Time"

LANGUAGE ALERT, HE'S A BAD SANTA!

I do believe Uncle Al will be singing the following Carol's Next!

These are pretty good since the Holidays seem to make people crazy!

~~~~~~   CHRISTMAS CAROL'S FOR THE MENTALLY ILL  ~~~~~~


1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2. Amnesia -- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

3. Narcissistic Personality Disorder -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4. Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode) -- Deck The Halls And Walls And House     And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And.......

5. Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6. Paranoid -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7. Borderline Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

 8. Anti-Social Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10. Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Alzheimer's Disease/Senile Dementia -- Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. Attention Deficit Disorder -- We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!

15. Separation Anxiety Disorder   --   I'll have a Blue Christmas without you.                              

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Ok, You knew it....I can't do it....I can't let you leave without restoring your Christmas Cheer!   I tried, I really did!

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