Dysfunctional Christmas Carol's
Ok, I've been thinking, maybe I've had too much cuteness, sweetness & light on my Blog lately. Maybe some of you are getting tired of cuddly kittens, precious puppies and glee inspiring guinea pigs decked out in their Christmas finery. Well then, this post is for YOU, Mr. Scrooge.
I found a video that's quite a good rant, and also a catchy "Anti-Christmas" anthem from none other than Al Jourgensen of Ministry! Yes, Al is still around, and he would make the Grinch proud. He tells us, rather rudely, that he's not that fond of Christmas, and his wife made him do a Christmas song. Once you get past his rambings, it is pretty good. "It's Always Christmas Time"
LANGUAGE ALERT, HE'S A BAD SANTA!
I do believe Uncle Al will be singing the following Carol's Next!
These are pretty good since the Holidays seem to make people crazy!
~~~~~~ CHRISTMAS CAROL'S FOR THE MENTALLY ILL ~~~~~~
1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
2. Amnesia -- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
3. Narcissistic Personality Disorder -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
4. Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode) -- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And.......
5. Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
6. Paranoid -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
7. Borderline Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why
8. Anti-Social Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
10. Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Alzheimer's Disease/Senile Dementia -- Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
14. Attention Deficit Disorder -- We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!
15. Separation Anxiety Disorder -- I'll have a Blue Christmas without you.
1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
2. Amnesia -- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
3. Narcissistic Personality Disorder -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
4. Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode) -- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And.......
5. Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
6. Paranoid -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
7. Borderline Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why
8. Anti-Social Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
10. Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Alzheimer's Disease/Senile Dementia -- Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
14. Attention Deficit Disorder -- We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!
15. Separation Anxiety Disorder -- I'll have a Blue Christmas without you.
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Merry Christmas, From Bunni xoxoxo 
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Ok, You knew it....I can't do it....I can't let you leave without restoring your Christmas Cheer! I tried, I really did!
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35 comments:
look at ya! makin' me think you're all sweet and cute and innocent with your postin' of the critters. i now have a newfound respect for teh bunneh and her ministry postings. hee hee.
i was just messin' with ya. i know you're hard core. :)
Bunni killed the last person that questioned her HARD CORE cred...with her bare hands!
Separation Anxiety Disorder - Ill have a blue Christmas without you
You have me laughing. Especially the song names. Great stuff!
lolz silly girl..oh gosh that dude is cussing ..geeez whazzamatta with him?..lol hugsssssssssss!!!!
Wow, you have even more disorders that have not yet crosed the pond. Can we have some for Christmas please?
Oppositional Defiant Disorder sounds like fun.
I "had" this Bunni-visual I wanted left undisturbed! Now I need a Xanax! Make that two!
Actually a very cool post, Bunni! Thanks!
Hey Bunni,
That was funny, all the disorders.....lol I liked it.
I needed that SUPER SWEET animal salute to get over the asshole singing.
E.D. = it WOOD have been a great Christmas Eve.
Bunni, I was all set to send help and free you from the hands that took over your site....
Glad your back and Merry Christmas
Hi Bunni,
Very funny! Thanks for the laughs, Bunni. That's always good medicine!
Happy Holidays!
Anonymous
I am guessing song #3 gets played in the Obama White House frequently.
Now I know what Zero's favorite non-denominational-pagean-athiest carol is.
Labcat, you are very astute! We can be hardcore and stull love the cuddly critters.
Matt: You have NO idea how spot on you really are....hee hee.
Freakster! That was a brillant one, how did I miss it? I linked you. Thanks! I'd have a Blue Christmas without my great pals on here ;-)
Hi Opus, Glad you had a giggle.
Angel....I should have put a warning, but I like mixing things up once in a while (Hugggggssss) right back at cha.
Banned: We have enuf nutty disorders in USA for the whole planet....esp. in Chicago. I see the whole gamut every day at the hell hole...aka, the job. You don't want any of ours, your gov't would just pick on you more. I do like the ODD myself....I might have it, actually...hee hee.
Right-Wing. I'm still the sweet Bunni you know and luv, just not too disturbed. Do those Xanax really work? I keep hearing good things about them.
Glad you had a laugh.
My anony pal. You are most welcome. Thanks for your nice Christmas Gifts, and esp. your kind words on my card! You are a gentleman and a scholar.
Odie: THe asshole was annoying...all the more reason to post cute animals! I don't think that song is an official Christmas Carol, but funny comment, nonetheless.
Hi Lady Di, you're funny! All is well, It was one of my multiple personalities....ha ha.
I'm back with bells on and Merry Christmas to you & yours, too.
My other Anony Best Friend. I'm glad you enjoyed, I thought you'd laugh at that...our wonderful ex "boss" sent me that. I saved it...you know me, always keeping every shred of evidence! Comes in handy.
B Bill: You are so right #3 have obummer's name all over it. I was going to comment on the songs, but I thought they spoke for themselves. GMTA.
Hi Snarky! Zero can't string two words together coherently to make a song, but if he did, I know # 3 would be his. Also, his crap name and "carol" should not be uttered in the same sentence ;-)
I love the list of disorders. That was very creative.
I loved the cute animals, too. Seeing the cute animals helped me recover after hearing badass santa singing.
Hi Teresa, I figured we'd need some adorable animals after that "bad santa"....he was kind of annoying.
I'm glad you liked the Carol's. Merry Christmas.
Hi Bunni,
I can see that your XMAS sprit is really starting to shine through. I wonder if I can fit into one of those diagnosis.
hey Bunni!..wer'e expecting snow this weekend woohoo!!!!
Hi Kandibug! I'm glad you came by and commented. I think you will fit in #15. I have not seen you in SO LONG! I know you must be suffering from separation anxiety from hanging around with me....hee hee.
Hi Angel: They are predicting it here too! I HATE SNOW, no Woo Hooing out of you ;-)
It rained here all day, so we've dodged a bullet so far.
HA! Love it...if you're going to be a Grinch, be a funny one!
Hi RightKlik! He is a funny Grinch....a naughty one, but a funny one!
Good stuff BUNNI, Linked at my place today...
http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/2009/12/acme-socialist-kit-not-working-as.html
-Enjoy Your Weekend, Your Ally-
James
James! Thank you so much for the Linkage!
You are a great Ally!
Have a super fun weekend too, and I hope you don't run into any grumpy santa's at the mall...ha ha, ho, ho, ho.!
Hey, B. Hope your weekend is a good one. Doc or Snark or Drama ... whoever I am today.
Hi Dr. Snarky Drama...hee hee, I like all your personalities. I am doing fine, thanks for asking!
I'm glad you are enjoying the Holiday's and having lots Of Christmas Cheer! Snow sucks, but Chicago didn't get as much as out east, so that's great.
Bye, TTYL, Bunni
What a great change of pace your blog is...I Love It! The Reindeer wanting more whipping too much! Great stuff bunni! Keep up the great original work! I wish you the happiest Christmas and a prosperous New Year! I am watching...wink..wink.
Hi Gov't Mess! I didn't make the pic of the dysfunctional reindeer, just did a google search of funny Christmas Photo's...hee hee.
Got to mix things up every now and then! Glad you enjoy my eclectic little site.. Your Blog is great too!
Merry Christmas and Have a wonderful Holiday Season.
Are we still allowed to call them Christmas carols? Love the titles, though!!
Hi Daily! Of course we are! I say we are
Merry Christmas, Christmas Carol's
Say it loud and often! If people don't like it, too bad!
Oh Bunni, thanks for visiting
my picture, YOU are funny..same picture..just a new hairdo and I lost my glasses!
Not sure where to post this but I wanted to ask if anyone has heard of National Clicks?
Can someone help me find it?
Overheard some co-workers talking about it all week but didn't have time to ask so I thought I would post it here to see if someone could help me out.
Seems to be getting alot of buzz right now.
Thanks
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