"Hey Bun, have you ever read funnier puns?" "Ah, NO!"
We need some entertainment and
to get our minds off all the
mess, mayhem and mendacity going on in the world lately.
So, enjoy the funny puns unearthed from your pal, Bunni below.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vue - the same mustard as before.
Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis..
Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Those were very clever puns, our kitty friends found them most hilarious:
The doggies had a chuckle too!
What was REALLY FUNNY was how Speaker John Boehner laid the smack down
on the emperor with no clothes, and NO PLAN! He's the lead clown in the 3 ring circus, don't you know? He's even managed to insult circuses, which actually do alot of hard work in a short period of time. He couldn't hold a job cleaning up after the elephants!
Enjoy the speech.
I bet someone, doesn't find this funny! He is really stamping his widdle feet and calling the waaaahambulence today, and he might have to go golfing ;-)
Dear Kitteh enjoyed it, she was playing with the remote, and changed the channel
right when the intelligent speaker above got on TV....before then, we weren't watching!
Have a fun filled day, like our darling friend will.