Saturday, December 12, 2009

Saturday Funnies!

I have kept quiet on the Tiger Woods Affair(s), except for commenting on other posts here and there, and the assorted jokes.
Click this LINK HERE for the FUNNIEST Assortment of Tiger Jokes, Video's and assorted swipes at this once indestructible icon on the WEB!

I was sent the funny video below from my Pal Jim McMahon.  Enjoy and have a laugh...
Guys, you really need to be sneakier if you're going to cheat.
Or, better yet, just stay single!  (This advice from a life long Bachelorette, ME)

PS: While you're at Jim's Place, you HAVE to watch his Peanuts 
Christmas Video "Tis the Season" "Charlie Brown Kwanza"
That one is EVEN FUNNIER!


Snarky Basterd said...

Well we all have to weigh in and move on. I hope he never golfs again.

Amusing Bunni said...

Snarkey: From the stories I've been reading...his lovely wife was THE reason he has quit Golf, for now, "to work on his marriage". That's kind of like killing the goose that laid the golden egg, I think.

If I had been married to him, I'd just leave him and stay on the private island I just bought with all my millions and millions, and I'd never touch him again, all those germs, you know. I want him to keep working though, for the estate's sake. Children have to be supported still, you know.

He should not been seen endorsing anything for a long while - if ever again.... except maybe, condoms, strip clubs, and plastic surgeons ;-)

Jim McMahon said...

What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.

I's sick. But still funny in a sick way!

Timeshare Jake said...

Tiger Woods has been good Google bait.

Teresa said...

I loved the video!!

Here something I was told by a male lawyer friend: All men are dogs but some are well trained. Well, hopefully, Tiger's wife can train him while he's not golfing.

Timeshare Jake said...

Funny stuff.

Barking Spider said...

Funny, stuff, Bunni, I see that he's been dropped by Procter & Gamble so the Gillette ads are gone and it looks like the condom ads are out, too!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, between you and Jim McMahon I've been steadily laughing my ass off. Thank you both ...

Amusing Bunni said...

Jim, that was a good one! Your video's are the FUNNIEST! Tiger deserves all the sick jokes he can get, he brought it on himself. Thanks for sending me the video.

B Bill, between Tiger and the obama-morons/fashion icons..we've been knee deep in funny for weeks.

Hi Teresa....Those lawyers are smart! I think Tiger's wife will have to get Tiger one of those shock collars and keep him on a short leash...hee hee.

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi Spider! Glad you stopped by and had a laugh. Funny Stuff. If you watch the Charlie Brown one I linked to over on Jim's site.....just a lesson for my British Friends...this is the way the "natives" in Chicago especially speak, they tend to come from the 'hood obummer used to community organize in.

Hi Odie! I'm glad you've been having a giggle...You always give me laughing fits, so it's time to return the favor.

Anonymous said...

I guess there is nothing to do now but wait for Tiger's ladies to get their own reality show on VH1. I wonder what they'll call it...

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi Freaksmack.....I was thinking there would be a reality show too "Ho's on the hole in 121" "Cougars love Tiger" "Just Do Him"....I could go on.

I'm waiting for the love children to start popping up. I bet octomom can arrange a play-date with them soon.

banned said...

Believe it or not, in UK, Mr Woods has tried injuncting the Playboy photo story, to the extent that our papers are not even supposed to reveal to us that there is an injunction in place or the nature of the injuncted material.
The first part is already breached and the injunction itself will ensure max publicity for the contents when it too is broken ( a day or so at most ).

Matt said...

Good stuff Bunni. Woods bought into his own fame a bit too much and thought he wouldn't get caught.

Snarky Basterd said...

That he was poking porn stars is extremely alarming. I hope Elin doesn't catch anything. Tiger? I hope he did.

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi Banned: It's interesting the latest developments on this, and all the court injunctions. Thanks for the links. This Morning I was watching Insider Weekend, or Extra, I forget, they are all alike....but they reported on this and said that playgirl has some very bad pics of tiger....and this Dr. Drew guy said he heard Tiger is suicidal, the saga will continue for months, no doubt.
But the jokes and vids are entertaining!

Hey Matt: You are right about that....just like all these guys do, clinton, letterman, etc.

Hi SB: You can say that again. Elin needs a good medical checkup right about now. Tiger should just stay in a hole somewhere and not show his face, or any other part ;-)

tha malcontent said...

As I blogged, he should get the Entertainer of the years award.

Left Coast Rebel said...

I think Tiger should get the 'most hits for any blogger that mentions his name' award. BTW, linked you today Bunni!

WomanHonorThyself said...

gotta laugh girl or else we'll all go batz!!! (hugs!)

Kid said...

Staying single is my advice. Purely idiotic to get married when he did.

But here's another great vid.

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi Malcontent: Glad you stopped by. Your post about him was very entertaining, and you made lots of great observations.

Hi Angel: It's good we can laugh about it, or we'd all be crying
((Huggs) right back at cha. Hope your weekend was fun.

Amusing Bunni said...

Left Cost Rebel! Tim Thanks for the link, that's a great post FMJRA's are always blogging, I mean.

Kid! I agree exactly, why on earth would he want to get married. Just to polish his "image". Look where that got him, stay single if you're going to do that.
I'll have to watch the video now!

Snarky Basterd said...

"Tiger should just stay in a hole somewhere and not show his face, or any other part ;-)"

That's probably why he's taken a leave of absence. He was embarrassed because he never finished this last round. It takes 12 holes to make it official.

Amusing Bunni said...

Good One, Dave.
I'm not much of a duffer, but don't some people play 18 holes, or 24? At the rate the ho's come falling out of the woodwork, he'll get there yet!

The Conservative Lady said...

Funny video...sad story.

Amusing Bunni said...

Yes, it is, I feel bad for Tiger's Wife and the Children. Plus, there really must be something clinically wrong with him. Still, we gotta laugh about the sad things, or life is just too awful.

Use it while you have it!


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