Sunday, March 8, 2009

Haiku's By Kittens


Here are some Haiku's written by Kitty's!

I hope you enjoy them!

The food in my bowl, Is old, and more to the point, Contains no tuna.
---- So you want to play. Will I claw at dancing string? Your ankle is closer.
---- There's no dignity, In being sick - which is why I don't tell you where.
---- Seeking solitude, I am locked in the closet. For once I need you.
---- Tiny can, dumped in Plastic bowl. Presentation, One star; service: none.
---- Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow is taken.
---- Your mouth is moving; Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest.
---- The dog wags his tail, Seeking approval. See mine? Different message.
---- My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work?
---- Most problems, can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through.
---- My affection is conditional. Don't stand up, It's your lap I love.
---- Cats can't steal, the breath Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn.
---- I don't mind, being Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two.
---- So you call this thing , Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death."
---- Toy mice, dancing yarn Meowing sounds. I'm convinced: You're an idiot.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Watch out kitty cat! A star is on the rise! Your Friend, Diva

Amusing Bunni said...

Thank You Diva! I hope you enjoy your weekend.

LLnL said...

That is so cute. It is hard to stay proud when you have a cat. They could care less about what you want or what you do; they just want what they when they want it. Don't expect gratitude, it will happen once a blue moon, or maybe every other one if they feel up to it.

Why do we love them so? I don't know but I catch myself day dreaming about getting my little monster a friend to play with.Maybe one day, when I can look down at a scratch free arm I'll consider it.

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi LLnL!
Thanks for leaving such a nice comment. I'm glad you liked the Kitten wisdom. I am happy for you that you have a little kitty. Since you have one, you should get another. Then they can gang up on you...hee hee.

I've always owned dogs, but lately I'm really appreciating how CUTE cats can be! Maybe someday I'll adopt one. Until then, I post adorable pictures and poems about them.

Use it while you have it!


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