Haiku's By Kittens

Here are some Haiku's written by Kitty's!

I hope you enjoy them!

The food in my bowl, Is old, and more to the point, Contains no tuna.

---- So you want to play. Will I claw at dancing string? Your ankle is closer.

---- There's no dignity, In being sick - which is why I don't tell you where.

---- Seeking solitude, I am locked in the closet. For once I need you.

---- Tiny can, dumped in Plastic bowl. Presentation, One star; service: none.

---- Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow is taken.

---- Your mouth is moving; Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest.

---- The dog wags his tail, Seeking approval. See mine? Different message.

---- My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work?

---- Most problems, can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through.

---- My affection is conditional. Don't stand up, It's your lap I love.

---- Cats can't steal, the breath Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn.

---- I don't mind, being Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two.

---- So you call this thing , Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death."

---- Toy mice, dancing yarn Meowing sounds. I'm convinced: You're an idiot.