Fun Puns with Bun Bun, Plus Video's!

"Hey Bun, have you ever read funnier puns?"  "Ah, NO!"

We need some entertainment and
to get our minds off all the
mess, mayhem and mendacity going on in the world lately.

So, enjoy the funny puns unearthed from your pal, Bunni below.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vue - the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will?  (It's a dead giveaway.)

Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts.  In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis..

Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.


Those were very clever puns, our kitty friends found them most hilarious:



The doggies had a chuckle too!



What was REALLY FUNNY was how Speaker John Boehner laid the smack down
on the emperor with no clothes, and NO PLAN!   He's the lead clown in the 3 ring circus, don't you know?  He's even managed to insult circuses, which actually do alot of hard work in a short period of time. He couldn't hold a job cleaning up after the elephants!
Enjoy the speech.

I bet someone, doesn't find this funny!  He is really stamping his widdle feet and calling the waaaahambulence today, and he might have to go golfing ;-)



Dear Kitteh enjoyed it, she was playing with the remote, and changed the channel
right when the intelligent speaker above got on TV....before then, we weren't watching!

Have a fun filled day, like our darling friend will.

Meet Paco the SUPER Dog, 10 lbs of Fury, Chasing Thugs

Meet the pint sized super
crime fighting pooch,
PACO!

He's 10 pounds of fury in the tiny body of a charming Chihuahua.  Paco,
the crime fighter we all need
in these trying, thuggish times.


In case you missed this, here is our little hero being interviews on GMA.
He seems unimpressed, but when you're such a hero, it's just another day.



I would want Paco on my team in a catfight, that's for sure.

Here's a video from the store surveillance camera.  It's very good and you can hear the would be gangsta's and Paco very clearly!  This vid hasn't been shown at length.  But your intrepid reporter Bunni dug it out!  Enjoy.



Little Paco will be getting loads of extra treats from the neighborhood now.
He was rescued from the pound, and everyone loves him, we can see why.

Of course, Kitties are also very brave, and funny too.  Check these guys out.



I hope you avoid any flash mob robbers or other mayhem, but if you have a mascot like Paco or the super kitties, you'll be allright!

         
    

Genius Cats Video! Re-Enact all of Harry Potter!

The Final Harry Potter Flick,
Opens TODAY!

I have seen some reviews, and
so far, looks very good!

I think I"ll go to the theatre for this one, instead of waiting for the dvd, like I did on Part 1.

In case you've forgotten what's happened in all the 7 previous movies, these brilliant kitteh's have made this fun video
to get you up to speed!



There, now that you know what happened before, here's the Official Trailer!



Maybe I'll really splurge and go to the super big cinema and watch in 3-D, I've heard that's really awesome!  If you've seen it, let me know how you like it.

Dear Kitteh sure seems to be impressed!  She was so scared, she's holding her
mousie for all she's worth!

Finally, a Political Video Worth Watching!

It's time to cut through the
red tape and rhetoric, and
watch a video from a
Politician who TELLS IT
LIKE IT IS!

There might be hope for
Congress yet, if everyone
felt like Rep. Joe Walsh,
(R) IL, & wasn't afraid to say it!

This needs to go viral!
Joe has a YouTube Channel, and I'm sure he'll be putting out many more lovely
vids as the days drag on!  ENJOY!



There, gives one some real "hope", doesn't it!  I would submit drunken sailors have more brains, sense and class.  Plus, they don't run out of the room in a sulk when they don't get their way, like a 3 year old brat taking his ball home ;-)

Politics is dreary and sickening, but I felt this needed to be heard.
UPDATED:  This video has gotten ALOT of Play!  This afternoon, Our Hero, Joe,
bashed that commie bum, Martin Bashir on that rag channel msnbc!
Click HERE  for the Fun!  H/T Fox Nation.

Now, here are some cute kitteh's that don't have to go out on the edge, but they do!



WOW, brave little guys, aren't they?  And very smart too!
Much like dear adorable Kittehkins!

Bye for now, from your friends in cuteville ;-)

Extra Cuteness for your Week

It's a new week, time to relax
and snuggle up with the ones you love.  I found some video's
that are EXTRA special cute and so sweet, your teeth will hurt.

Lord knows we need some fun
diversions with all the horrid news lately.  The daily onslaught is getting worse by the minute, ramped up by warp speed.  So Slow down, and watch these darlings.




Awww, what sweet buddies!  H/T Holy Cuteness, they know cute when they see it too.
They found our next feature too!  3 times the fun, two 6 week old kittens!



And, now I'll leave you with the cutest kitteh of all.  She's cuddling with her bunny and
trying to get some sleep!  It's very hard in the sweltering heat.



This awful hot weather makes kitteh's, and humans tired and lethargic, so

Enjoy your week, and get some rest. A cool breeze does wonders!

Foamy The Squirrel ~ Last Coffee House Stand

Hi Everyone!  Our naughty
friend, Foamy, is back.  He actually returned to a
Coffee House.
Quite surprising, considering
his last rant.  I thought he would have been banned for
life, but I guess he was such a good customer, and an all
around pleasant guy, they let him back in...or they like abuse.

This time, Foamy is accepting the inevitable.  And, much like the crazy policies of brain dead gov't officials....trendy coffee houses just will not die.



The Foamster should just save himself the aggro, and loads of money, and make his
coffee at home.  Who wants to be around those whiney emo's anyway?

Next up, Foamy rants on Social Networks!  This is why I keep all my stuff on
lockdown, Who needs all that drama?  Foamy makes some really good points here.
Sometimes squirrels have WAY more sense than people.

Yeah, Foamy, telling it like it is.     Kitteh would be a better friend than 1/2 the clowns
posing on these sites.  How do you know they are even who they pretend to be??
YOU DON"T, that's the point.  And, don't get me started on people who use
their actual REAL names on these things, and post their actual birthday, all their relatives, etc. etc.  Beyond CrAzy!  Why not hang up a sign that says, "come stalk me",



"take my identity, and rob me when I post I'm on vacation"?  Don't do it people, TMI!

I'll take my chances with Alien Kitteh!  She knows the score, and doesn't deal
with trolls either.  Ok, after all those rants, I'm tired and need a nap,
like sweety sleepy baby kitty!  What a little bitty cutie pie!



Awww, so tie tie (that's tired for you mere mortals)

  Nap time, leave me alone!

Fantastic News For Your Holiday....Plus, Home & Pet Safety Tips!

Here's some fantastic news!

Japan had it's share of troubles, but they can celebrate now.

Just born at the Tokyo Zoo are a trio of adorable cheetah cubs.



I have the first video, their world debut.   I know you'll enjoy their lovable antics.



Here are some more sweeties....from that great youtube channel of Furball Fables.  They help feral kittehs find homes and have a fun life.   I've showed their video's before, and
you all love them.  This is very cute and creative.  I want them all!



Of course we don't want our puppy friends to feel left out, so here are some doggies
at their play house.  They seem to be having lots of fun, the rambunctious rascals.




No matter if you have a dog or kitty, you want to be extra careful this weekend, because of all the fire crackers.  Here are some tips to help your pets,
from the Homeward Pet Rescue and Adoption Center   Keep your pets safe during this noisy holiday.  I sure hope you don't have to use the tips at the end, if you lose your pet!

The Fourth of July, and the days leading up to the Fourth, can be a dangerous and frightening time for pets. In addition to the risks of injuries and burns, many pets are fearful of the excitement and noise created by fireworks. They may act irrationally or fearful and panic, going to great lengths to escape their normal enclosures, jump fences or chew through leashes. When in distress, pets can run incredibly long distances, may lose their sense of direction and end up far from home (or, many scared pets attempting to run from the noise can dart into roads
 and be injured or killed).

More runaway and lost pets end up in animal shelters on this holiday than any other time of the year.

Pet owners need to be careful and thoughtful with their pets around the Fourth of July, and make sure their animals are kept safe and - in the unfortunate event that they do escape and get lost - are microchipped and wearing secure collars with current license and identification tags.

Safety Tips

  · Do not let your pet outside during fireworks. There have been many tragic cases of dogs grabbing or running after fireworks and having them explode. Even sparklers burn at very high temperatures and can inflict serious burns on dogs and cats.

· Always keep your pets indoors, in a secure, comfortable area, with windows and curtains closed. Keep a radio on to distract them.

· If you are leaving town for the holiday, board your pet or leave it with a friend or family member.

· Plan ahead. If your pet is extremely sensitive, consult with your veterinarian about the possibility of giving your pet a mild sedative to keep it calm, if necessary.

· Make sure your pet is wearing a secure collar, with a license and identification. A pet wearing a license tag can be identified and returned to you, or safely sheltered at your local animal control until you can reclaim it.

· Microchip your pet. Animals, especially when frightened or in a panic, can become separated from their collars and tags, a microchip is extra insurance to show the identity of your animal.

If You Lose Your Pet 

Because animals in distress can travel long distances, and frightened animals may elude capture by a good Samaritan or animal control professionals for days, you'll have to be proactive and vigilant to recover your lost pet after the Fourth Of July.

· Post signs throughout your neighborhood with a photo and description of the animal and your phone number. Offer a reward for return.

· Place ��Lost Pet�� ads on craigslist and in local newspapers. 
· Call the Lost Pet Hotline of your local Animal Control every day to see if your pet is in the shelter.

· Check regularly with other animal shelters throughout the community in case your lost pet was found in another area and brought to a shelter.

Well, that was very informative!  I know you read with rapt attention!

Some careful Planning, and your little one will have a restful holiday, 
and will watch out for you, too!  Good to sleep with your eyes open ;-)


Also, if you're going away from home........here are some 
GREAT TIPS from Fox News on how to keep your Home Safe!


Some advise:  Be extra vigilant when you have the TV News on,
look what might happen if you're not quick enuf w/that Remote!

Oh the horror!  Please don't subject your pets to that, you'll never forgive yourself, and you'll probably feel like puking, too.